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I think every parent has these moments where they are having conversations that they never expected to have. Nope? That’s just me? Okay…well, enjoy some of of recent bowel movement conversations I never thought I’d have. If you are easily offended, I won’t be upset if you don’t read this. There’ll be a review and giveaway post coming up soon, I’m sure.

Let me set the scene for you. My little boy knocked down the roll of toilet paper while he was using the bathroom and I went to help him pick it up because he can only wipe himself if the toilet paper is on the roll and Lord knows I want him to wipe himself as much as possible without my help.

Little E leans in to kiss me while I’m reaching for the toilet paper roll.

Me: No, I do not want a kiss while you are pooping!

Little E: But I didn’t touch my poop!

Earlier that night…

Me: Hey buddy, time to take a shower. Do you need to poop?

Little E: No mommy! I’m okay!

Me: Well, I think you need to sit down and try. Something might come out. You don’t want to have to go in the shower again do you?

Little E: Okay. Ten-four!

Oh, so you want to know about the shower incident? Of course you do.

So I’m walking in to check on little E because he had been in the shower for awhile. I walk in an the stench of a number two hit me in the face, but I knew he didn’t go number two because, like, I know every bowel movement of that child.

Me: Hey, did you get out of the shower and poop?

Little E: No. Mommy I’m so sorry, it just came out. I didn’t mean to! I’m so sorry!

Me: What happened? Did you poop in the shower??!?

Little E: I’m sorry! Don’t be mad! It just came out!

Me: Well, where is it? Did you pick it up and throw it in the trash can?

Little E shakes his head

Me: Did you pick it up and flush it?!?

Little E shakes his head again

Me: ?!? Well??

Little E: I pushed it down the drain.

Le sigh. Those are just THREE poop conversations I never expected to have. These all happened over the last two or three days. I think I smell a little something. I better go check it out…

In the meanwhile, if you want to share your unexpected bowel movement conversations please do. Don’t make me feel like I’m the ONLY one who has had these types of conversations. And for goodness sakes, please share this post for your friends to comment!

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Review of Everlast Nutrition

Most of us probably have a little weight we would like to lose. It’s so easy to gain the weight, but losing it can be a challenge. For me, I just enjoy food. Oh yeah, and I am not a huge fan of exercising and getting sweaty. I know that I need to do something about my weight because I don’t want to have health problems that come with being overweight. I want to be there for my son as he grows up, and being overweight might mean that I develop medical conditions that could make the quality of my life not so good, or it could be that I don’t even live as long as I could live without the extra weight.

As mentioned above, I do enjoy eating. I have a pretty big appetite and I eat until I am full, not satisfied. If I eat until I am just satisfied, I feel like I’m missing something. It’s a way of life that I am used to, I guess. I got to try an appetite control shake from Everlast Nutrition. I woke up this morning STARVING, so I figured I would give the ole appetite control shake a try to see if it would REALLY control my appetite. I wasn’t sure how it was going to taste, so I decided to try it in a smoothie. I mixed the appetite control powder in with juice of my smoothie and blended it so the powder and juice combined. Then, I put my usual smoothie ingredients together and finished blending it. The smoothie turned out delicious!!!

Here’s the thing, though. Lo and behold, I could only drink about half of the smoothie that I would usually drink ALL of. I love a good smoothie, and I will usually drink up every bit of what I blend. I even do the thing where I let the little frozen bit at the bottom of the blender melt and then slurp that down too. I LOVE a smoothie. I was shocked that I couldn’t drink anymore because honestly, I didn’t think appetite control would really work for me because I love to eat and because I was STARVING when I took it. And I don’t know how long the appetite control is supposed to last, but I stayed full for about four hours or so.

That’s pretty awesome, in my opinion. Everlast has a system with different steps you are supposed to follow. Appetite control is just the first step, but a pretty important one for me. Do you want to try some of the shakes that I tried for yourself? Well, I have a coupon code you can use: Mystery Shopping Teacher. Go to Everlastnutrition.com and choose any product you want. At checkout enter the code and you will receive a discount. I am looking forward to using this product more to see how much it will help with my appetite. Let me know what you think of it if you give it a try!

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