I think every parent has these moments where they are having conversations that they never expected to have. Nope? That’s just me? Okay…well, enjoy some of of recent bowel movement conversations I never thought I’d have. If you are easily offended, I won’t be upset if you don’t read this. There’ll be a review and giveaway post coming up soon, I’m sure.
Let me set the scene for you. My little boy knocked down the roll of toilet paper while he was using the bathroom and I went to help him pick it up because he can only wipe himself if the toilet paper is on the roll and Lord knows I want him to wipe himself as much as possible without my help.
Little E leans in to kiss me while I’m reaching for the toilet paper roll.
Me: No, I do not want a kiss while you are pooping!
Little E: But I didn’t touch my poop!
Earlier that night…
Me: Hey buddy, time to take a shower. Do you need to poop?
Little E: No mommy! I’m okay!
Me: Well, I think you need to sit down and try. Something might come out. You don’t want to have to go in the shower again do you?
Little E: Okay. Ten-four!
Oh, so you want to know about the shower incident? Of course you do.
So I’m walking in to check on little E because he had been in the shower for awhile. I walk in an the stench of a number two hit me in the face, but I knew he didn’t go number two because, like, I know every bowel movement of that child.
Me: Hey, did you get out of the shower and poop?
Little E: No. Mommy I’m so sorry, it just came out. I didn’t mean to! I’m so sorry!
Me: What happened? Did you poop in the shower??!?
Little E: I’m sorry! Don’t be mad! It just came out!
Me: Well, where is it? Did you pick it up and throw it in the trash can?
Little E shakes his head
Me: Did you pick it up and flush it?!?
Little E shakes his head again
Me: ?!? Well??
Little E: I pushed it down the drain.
Le sigh. Those are just THREE poop conversations I never expected to have. These all happened over the last two or three days. I think I smell a little something. I better go check it out…
In the meanwhile, if you want to share your unexpected bowel movement conversations please do. Don’t make me feel like I’m the ONLY one who has had these types of conversations. And for goodness sakes, please share this post for your friends to comment!
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